THINGS PEOPLE HEARD ME SAY DURING MY FIRST FIGHT

"I don't want to fight you."

"Ok, is spitting in my face really necessary?"

"Where did this crowd come from?"

"Ow! Did you just hit me with brass knuckles? Who the fuck wears brass knuckles?"

"I am uncontrollably bleeding from my forehead!"

"Fuck you, these are tears of ANGER!"

"Why is everybody cheering your name?"

"AGAIN with the forehead punch?"

"Ugh, I think I just swallowed some forehead blood. Feeling dizzy."

"Yes I just scratched you. That's a legitimate fighting technique."

"I have a huge rock in my hand now....huge rock."

"I hit him with the rock on the first try!!! Why did I just yell that in a high pitched voice?"

"Holy shit! I don't think he's breathing."

"I didn't MURDER anybody! It was self defense!"

"Will somebody get a doctor and stop looking at me in stunned silence?"

"I hope nobody tries to be a hero and calls the cops. Because I will stone you to death. You know I will."

"Did I enjoy killing him? Well...I didn't unenjoy it."

"FUCK WITH ME AND DIE! DO YOU HEAR ME? FUCK WITH ME AND DIE!

"Does anybody know what time it is because I have to be somewhere at 8."